The beginning

Congratulations, you've made it to the beginning. I can't believe you've scrolled back THIS far. This is the first post on How To Seem Impressive. Well, the second. You can see our test post below, which includes our opinion on McDonalds french fries (spoiler alert, they are fantastic).

Here's what you can expect from this blog: modestly funny writing and a couple tips on how to seem impressive. Pretty straightforward right? We might even start doing a feature or two. I'm personally really into the idea of an advice column. If you do want advice on how to seem impressive in some given situation, shoot us an email at